Accountants and CPA’s are the neglected heroes of the little business world. Based on a current study, these number master are considered the professionals that were foremost to small company owners. It may be inviting to cut prices by handling the financing yourself when running a business. To observe the brave souls that balance our books, sort our files, and direct way through the tax season.
To thank the experts Who chew the numbers so that we do not have to, we polled accountants and auditors and scoured the internet to round up 31 accounting pick up lines that only accountants may understand.
Your hot assets are making me want to form a partnership.
Wanna sneak out behind the hedge and play with my financial instrument?
If I were your coworker, I’d sexually harass you.
Please, baby, let me withhold you.
You’ve got great plan assets, but too many service costs.
I think we should introduce a 3rd party to evaluate our standing position.
Let’s fill out 1040 — you’re a 10, and I’m 40.
Technically, having sex with me is a charitable gift.
You’re entitled to a $5,000 tax break on your municipal bond income. Now let’s do it.
When you die, can I re-ensure your assets?
You’ve got a lovely pair of W-2’s.
While some of your assets are obviously not impaired, I’m afraid your major asset will turn out to be immaterial.
In my office, ‘I.R.S.’ stands for ‘I’m sexy.
The moment I found you, my depreciation method changed from a double declining to a 150% declining balance.
Normally I am strictly IFRS, but for you, I’d switch to GAAP because you are extraordinary.
I’ll let you audit my assets if you let me audit yours. You’ll be pleasantly surprised to see what’s in my books.
I can be your asset, you be my owner’s equity, & together we’ll fight off these expenses.
You can call me Bond. Municipal bond.
You’re the revenue; I am the cost. I know someday we’ll meet at the break even point.
I’m going to deposit my asset into your account.
Hey, girl, you want to reconcile my statement?
Want to balance my sheet?
Are you into FIFO or LIFO?
Hey, girl! Do you want to make a double entry in my ledger account?
Are you from accounting because I was ac-counting on seeing you later.
Honey, I’d let you touch my intangible assets.
I’m getting confused here cause our love journals are not balanced.
Want to swap liquid assets?
I’m accounting on taxing your booty tonight.
When I get my income taxes can I take you out?