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Accounting Pick Up Lines

Accounting Pick Up Lines For Accountants That Works

Learn these accounting pick up lines and become the most charming accountant in your firm. Don’t worry if you don’t have a creative mind or a sense of humor to make your accounts related pick up lines. Feel free to use these lines, and you could find your love or maybe make someone laugh.

Your hot assets are making me want to form a partnership.

Wanna sneak out behind the hedge and play with my financial instrument?

If I was your coworker, I’d sexually harass you.

Please, baby, let me withhold you.

You’ve got great plan assets, but too many service costs.

I think we should introduce a 3rd party to evaluate our standing position.

Let’s fill out a 1040 — you’re a 10, and I’m 40.

Technically, having sex with me is a charitable gift.

You’re entitled to a $5,000 tax break on your municipal bond income…now let’s do it.

When you die, can I re-ensure your assets?

You’ve got a lovely pair of W-2’s.

While some of your assets are obviously not impaired, I’m afraid your major asset will turn out to be immaterial.

In my office, ‘I.R.S.’ stands for ‘I’m really sexy.

The moment I found you, my depreciation method changed from a double declining to a 150% declining balance.

Normally I am strictly IFRS but for you I’d switch to GAAP because you are extraordinary.

You’re entitled to a $5,000 tax break on your municipal bond income…now let’s do it.

I’ll let you audit my assets if you let me audit yours. You’ll be pleasantly surprised to see what’s in my books.

I can be your asset, you be my owner’s equity, & together we’ll fight off these expenses.

You can call me bond…. municipal bond.

You’re the revenue, I am the cost. I know someday we’ll meet at the breakeven point.

I’m gonna deposit my asset into your account.

Hey girl, you wanna reconcile my statement?

You wanna balance my sheet ?

Are you into FIFO or LIFO?

Hey girl! Do you want to make a double entry in my ledger account.

Are you from accounting? Because I was ac-counting on seeing you later.

Honey, I’d let you touch my intangible assets.

I’m getting confused here cuz our love journals are not balanced.

Want to swap liquid assets?

I’m accounting on taxing your booty tonight.

When I get my income taxes can I take you out?

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