Do you’ve plans to visit a zoo with your girlfriend or do you want to hit on a cute girl with a dog? These 35+ animal pick up lines will help you start a conversation with any animal lover.
Animal Pick Up Lines To Melt An Animal Lover Heart
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
So I hear you like snakes. I have one its called a “trouser snake.”
My cat’s dead, can I play with your pussy instead?
Girl, we can play zoo..and you can tame my monkey.
Are your other donkeys jealous because that’s one fine ass.
Girl, if you were a camel, I’d hump you!
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
Life’s a jungle let’s go to your place and fuck like animals!
Is that shirt (those pants) mad of camel skin? (No, why?) Cause I noticed the humps!
Do you handle chickens because your good with cocks?
If I were a rabbit, I’d jump in your hole!
Hey, Baby, did you know they call me Yogi Bear (no why?) Because I m always chasing after the Honey!
Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable.
Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out.) Would you like to?
Are you a shark, cause I got some swimmers for you to swallow.
Did I ever mention that I’m a Navy Seal?
Are you a termite? Cause you’re about to have a mouth full of wood.
I’m the flower, and you’re the bee. Why don’t you suck the sweet pollen right out of me?
If you were a sheep, I would clone you.
I’m no rooster, but watch what this cock-a-do-to-you.
If I were a dog would you help me bury my bone?
Babe, you’re cuter than a puppy at an animal shelter, Cause I want to take you home!
It’s hunting season, and Fox like you shouldn’t be out in the open!
Your pussy is in more danger than a seal during Shark Week.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
Baby, you’re like a championship bass. I don’t know whether to mount you or eat you!
Do you know what a Timberwolf is? No. That’s a guy that chases a girl up a tree and kisses her in between the limbs.
There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you’re the only one I’d like to catch and mount back home.
Are you from Narnia? ‘cuz you sure make my lion roar.
Have you ever milked a cow before? Cause you’re going to need a bucket for this too.
Do you like bald eagles? (Yeah, why) Then spread for me!
Are you a unicorn cause you are my fantasy.
Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.
My dick is like catnip; it’ll make a cougar like you go wild.
Baby, you be the tree, and I’ll wrap around you like a koala bear.
They say the early bird catches the worm, but girl you can show up at any time and still get a bite.
If you were a fish-tank, I would tap that!
Do you know how much a Polar Bear weighs? Enough to break the ice.
Animal pick up lines are the way to an animal lover heart. Hope you’ve enjoyed it.