Smooth And Clever Austin Powers Pick Up Lines

Smooth And Clever Austin Powers Pick Up Lines

Are you a fan of Austin Powers? Here are some popular Austin Powers pick up lines funny and dirty which will certainly make you laugh.

I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

(Lick finger and wipe on her blouse) … Let’s get you out of these wet clothes.

You must be the limp doctor because I’ve got a stiffy.

Let’s hop on the good foot and do the bad thing.

Do you work at the post office? I thought I saw you checking out my package.

I wish you were a door so that I could bang you all day long.

My name is Austin. Remember that; you’ll be screaming it later.

Allow myself to introduce. Myself.

I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on Earth tonight.

Name? Austin Danger Powers. Sex? Yes, please!

Shall we shag now, or shall we shag later?

I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug so that I could ride you all day long for a quarter.

I won’t bite… hard.

Baby, I’m an American Express lover…you shouldn’t go home without me.

Au contraire baby, you can’t resist me.

I’ve been frozen for 30 years. I have to see if my bits and pieces are still working.

What say, you, we go out on the town and swing, baby? Yeah!

My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.

Those are skin tight. How do you get into those pants baby?

Let’s hop on the good foot and do the bad thing.

Let me ask you a question. And be honest. Do I make you horny, baby?

Welcome to my submarine lair. It’s long, hard and full of seamen!

You may be a cunning linguist, but I am a master debater.

Got an issue? Here’s a tissue.

Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

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