Buffy The Vampire Slayer Pick Up Lines
Seriously Buffy, from whom did you learn to make pick up lines like these. We can’t guarantee they’ll get results, however these pick-up lines ought to at any rate get a giggle.
You’re not a demon, are you? I’ve dated too many of those.
I might be dead, yet I’m still beautiful.
Show me your Mr. pointy.
They call me ripper but i promise i’ll be gentle.
I know you like me. I’ve seen you looking at my breasts.
I heard this place sells coffee. Maybe you and I could get one sometime, if you want.
You know what day is great for a break-up? Any day but Valentine’s Day!
I’m also a slayer in the sack.
Light magic. Dark magic. I go both ways.
Man, I’m feeling chipper! Who’s up for a root beer?
Yeah, I’m a werewolf. The wolf is inside me all the time. It has it’s benefits.
You’re really campaigning for Bitch Of The Year, aren’t you?
You can attack me, you can send assassins after me, that’s fine. But nobody messes with my boyfriend!
In every generation there’s a chosen one. She alone will seduce the cute big dads.
I seem to be having a slight case of nudity here.
Wanna go out for dinner tonight? No cheese, though. I don’t eat cheese.
It’s not stalking if you both happen to be at the same party.
You won’t have to give me something to sing about, your love is sufficient to make a whole musical.
I’m a breast gal myself. But of course, you already knew that.
I hope your soul is permanent because I will give you more than one moment of true happiness.
I know all your deepest secrets.
Angel, when I look into the future, all I see is you! All I want is you.
Your mouth is open, sound is coming from it. This is never good.
Who do you kill for fun around here?
From beneath you, it devours.
I like you. You’re funny and nicely shaped. It’s ludicrous to have these interlocking bodies and not…interlock.
It’s nice to watch you be happy. For them, even. I don’t see it a lot. You… You glow.
Stop touching my magic bone!
Are you a demon? Since I’m wildly pulled in to wicked energy.
Are you ready to get down, you funky party weasel?
Who remembers some Buffy pick up lines? If you’ve got any pickup lines feel free to share them.
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