Seriously Buffy, from whom did you learn to make pick up lines like these. We can’t guarantee they’ll get results. However, these pick-up lines ought to, at any rate, get a giggle.
You’re not a demon, are you? I’ve dated too many of those.
I might be dead, yet I’m still beautiful.
Show me your Mr. pointy.
They call me Ripper, but I promise I’ll be gentle.
I know you like me. I’ve seen you looking at my breasts.
I heard this place sells coffee. Maybe you and I could get one sometime if you want.
You know what day is perfect for a break-up? Any day but Valentine’s Day!
I’m also a slayer in the sack.
Light magic. Dark magic. I go both ways.
Man, I’m feeling chipper! Who’s up for a root beer?
Yeah, I’m a werewolf. The wolf is inside me all the time. It has its benefits.
You’re campaigning for Bitch Of The Year, aren’t you?
You can attack me; you can send assassins after me, that’s fine. But nobody messes with my boyfriend!
In every generation, there’s a chosen one. She alone will seduce the cute big dads.
I seem to be having a slight case of nudity here.
Do you want to go out for dinner tonight? No cheese, though. I don’t eat cheese.
It’s not stalking if you both happen to be at the same party.
You won’t have to give me something to sing about; your love is sufficient to make a whole musical.
I’m a breast gal myself. But of course, you already knew that.
I hope your soul is permanent because I will give you more than one moment of true happiness.
I know all your deepest secrets.
Angel, when I look into the future, all I see is you! All I want is you.
Your mouth is open; the sound is coming from it. That’s never good.
Who do you kill for fun around here?
From beneath you, it devours.
I like you. You’re funny and nicely shaped. Having these interlocking bodies and not…interlock is ludicrous.
It’s nice to watch you be happy. For them, even. I don’t see it a lot. You glow.
Stop touching my magic bone!
Are you a demon since I’m wildly pulled into wicked energy.
Are you ready to get down, you funky party weasel?
Who remembers some Buffy pick up lines? If you’ve got any pickup lines feel free to share them.
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