72 Pick Up Lines Only “Game Of Thrones” Fans Will Understand

72 Pick Up Lines Only “Game Of Thrones” Fans Will Understand

Welcome, all the Game of Thrones fans. We share the best Game of Thrones pick up lines to pick up any girl or a guy who’s a die hard fan of Game of Thrones series.

Have you taken a lifelong vow of celibacy or are you just playing hard to get?

Want to see my Casterly Cock?.

I’d climb the entire wall just to get your digits, girl!

Can you eat this horse heart, it would turn me on.

Are you a servant of the Lord of Light, Rh’llor because I’m burning up around you.

It might just be the Milk of the Poppy talking but damn, woman, you’re fine!

Is that a dragon egg in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

My name is The Tickler. Want to find out how I got that name?

Are you a Warg? Because I bet, you’re an animal in the sheets.

I’d give up four and twenty of my wenches to be with you.

Winter is coming, let’s bundle up together.

Is that milk of poppy in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Do you possess the power of healing because you’ve pierced my heart?

I must be R’hollor because my hearts on fire for you.

I’ll stick you with my pointy end.

I’m thinking about moving north of The Wall because I think I’m Wilding for you.

Some call me Kingslayer, but you can just call me “Pussyslayer.”

I am the king, so if you don’t go out with me, I’ll kill your dad.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put DOCH and NOCH together. (Note: only works with Dothraki women)

I had a green dream that we would be together.

You must be part halfwit because the only thing you’ll be screaming tonight is my name. And my name is Hodor.

You must be a member of the thieves’ guild because you stole my heart. Guards, cut off her hands.

I just gave birth to a shadow baby. How about we make it a brother?

Are you’ve done of Dragon Glass because you’re melting my heart?

I believe you owe me a flagon of mead, for when I saw you across the room, I dropped mine.

A Lannister always pays his debts. So let’s see what 50 gold coins will get me.

Did it hurt when you fell from the Moon Door?

I want to be your knight in rusted, clunky, manure stained armor.

Let’s get Stark naked!

Did you sit on a lemon cake? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!

If the Maesters were right, I’m supposed to meet the love of my life tonight.

Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be arranged married?

If only I were that Tyroshi pear brandy you are drinking, because then I would already be inside of you.

Your armory or mine?

How about I give you a golden crown?

Show me your dragon; I’ll make it spit fire!

It’s your lucky day. Of all the girls here tonight, I picked you not to behead.

I already have 20 wives, but another one won’t hurt.

Are your clothes a slave because I’d like to free you from them.

Did you see a White Walker? Because you’ve been running through my mind all night. Bloody and screaming.

You’re prettier than half my daughters.

You must be my sister because I’m extremely attracted to you.

Want to go pray to my God’s Wood.

I don’t need blood magic to raise your Dothraki king.

I’m known as the Lord of Bones. Want to touch my largest bone?

Someone should tell the Old Gods and the New Gods that heaven is missing an angel.

I am called Xaro Xhoan Daxos. Spell it, and I’m yours!

Wildings don’t shave. You could find out what I’m talking about later.

Are you my dire wolf because I can see myself taking over your body.

Some call me a Dancing Teacher. So let’s dance are our way into the bedroom.

I may be an imp, but I never go limp.

I may not have a tongue, but I’m not useless down south when the time comes.

Want to see how sullied I am?

Do you expect me to come over and make you a sword with my shirt off?

Did you get sacrificed to the God of Fire? Because you’re smoking!

That’s not the reason why they call me Little-finger.

Do you smith Valyrian steel? Because you just gave me one of the hardest swords in the land.

I’m old and blind, can I feel you?

They call me The Knight of Flowers. Do you happen to have a brother?

If you come up north for me, I’ll go down south for you.

Want to climb onto The Mountain That Rides?

I’ve fallen harder for you than Bran Stark.

A man needs a name.

I would conquer the seven kingdoms for you!

I’m a Maester of tapping that ass!

Are Hodor’s legs tired? Because he’s been carrying you through my mind all day.

The real “Kingslayer” is in my pants.

Beauty is only skin deep; Hodor’s cock goes much deeper.

I am Iron born, I take what’s mine.

Can my Direwolf watch?

I’ll fight a bear for you!

Looks don’t matter, I’ll just wrap you in my banner and fuck you for glory.

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