Welcome to the Huge collection of Lord of the Rings Pick Up Lines you could ever find on the internet. Be careful! You will only succeed if you try these pick up lines on a truly devoted Lord of the Rings fan.
Want to come back to my place and smoke a little Long-bottom leaf?
I may look short, but that’s only CGI.
Were you forged by Sauron because you look precious?
Elen Sila lumen’ omen tie VO. (“A star shines on the hour of our meeting”)
Watch out, girl. I’m about to rescue you from Lonely Mountain.
Are you Gandalf because you have me seeing fireworks.
Is your name Smaug because you look like you have loads of treasure in your cave.
I’ll take you there and back again.
Just wait until sunset — that’s when I’m going to open your secret door.
Were you born from Smaug’s mouth because you came out hot?
Girl, you’re glowing. Are there orcs nearby or are you just glad to see me?
My feet are bigger than Bilbo’s, and you know what they say about big feet.
Did it hurt? When did you fall from the Timeless Halls?
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