43 Most Humorous Star Trek Pick Up Lines That Will Make You Laugh

43 Most Humorous Star Trek Pick Up Lines That Will Make You Laugh

Do you love someone who’s a star trek fan? This page shows the funniest and nerdy Star Trek pick up lines that will help you start the ball rolling. We hope these hilarious cheesy pick up lines might guide you on your relationship.

Hi, I’m the Captain, how may I be of service?

Hey baby, wanna calibrate my tricorder?

Do you want to go where no man has gone before?

I’d like to clean your plasma conduits.

I’ll show you my docking bay if you show me your ship.

I wouldn’t mind getting my hands on your ample nacelles.

Baby are your hailing frequencies open?

Let’s go back to my shop so I can inspect your EPS Conduit.

Your mouth says, ‘Shields up!’, but your eyes say, ‘A hull breach is imminent.’

And you think my ears are big.

Hello, I had sensors scanning for sexy lifeforms and you were the only one they could find.

“Nice legs…for a human.”

Hey, it’s about time you docked that shuttle!

What happens if I blow on your antenna?

Is that a phaser in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Can I beam you up shorty?

How about I slip into something more comfortable.. like these star trek voyager pajamas baby!

You make my pants go to Red Alert.

Looks like you could use some work on your port inducer.

I’ve got something big in my torpedo tube.

Did the earth move for you, or are we sitting on a Horta?

Your eyes look Spocktacular!

Forget warp speed, let’s just go on impulse.

When I have you in my sensors range, my plasma conduits goes on fire.

Someone must have shot you with a phaser set on “stunning”.

I may look like an Ewok, but I’m all Wookie where it counts, baby.

My multi-phasic trans-dimensional inducer method is guaranteed to complete your cycle of operations.

“I’ll chase you ’round the moons of Nibia and ’round the Antares Maelstrom and ’round Perdition’s flames before I give you up!”

Thank God I’m not a red shirt because you’re drop dead gorgeous!

I’d like to fill your Jeffries tube.

“Anomalous heat reading off the starboard bow, setting an intercept course!”

You can explore my planet anytime.

Nice buns, Princess! On your head, that is.

Baby, you’re hot enough to jump-start a Vulcan’s pon farr.

“They don’t call me ‘Bones’ because I’m a doctor.”

Want to see my Class 3 probe?

Earth woman, prepare to be probed!

Hey, baby! Someone must have shot you with a phaser set on “stunning”.

I can’t help it — my eyes are trapped in the gravitational field of your breasts!

“So Lieutenant. How about I show the meaning of Torpedo – full spread?”

Dang…so many torpedoes…so little time.

Can I take a ride on your warp core?

I am having trouble getting my photon torpedo out of it’s breech, can you assist? 

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