If you’re a fan of The Walking Dead series and zombies, then these walking dead pick up lines are perfect for you. You can use these creepy zombies pick up lines on Halloween.
If we were characters from the walking dead, I would be Glenn, and you can be my Maggie.
If I were a zombie, I would love to eat you.
You’re the kind of person I can see myself surviving a zombie apocalypse with.
Girl, I’m going to act like you’re a zombie and pound your brains out.
Did you go to college? I like a girl with brains.
If I told you your eyes were beautiful, would you let me eat them?
You know that Zombie that got shot in the head last week on The Walking Dead? That was me.
Hey, Honey, we got a lot in common, I’m 1/2 dead & you’re ALL DEAD, we make a perfect couple.
“I’m a walker, all right. A long, romantic walker!”
Hey, sexy. Come here with that brain of yours.
Are your legs tired? Cause you’ve been running away from me all day.
Girl, you must be a zombie cause I have to double tap that.
“I’ll have sex with you. It’s not like our options are vast.” – Maggie
“Hi, I’m a Zombie. Can I eat parts of you? You choose which part.”
Good thing I’m a zombie because you’re drop dead gorgeous.
Your legs are smokin’. BBQ, anyone?
“I’m a Ricktator in the sack.”
I’m not a zombie, but I’d eat you.
Hey, sexy, My bites will only infect you with love.
I would follow you anywhere. I’m starving.
“Yeah, that’s a pretty neat axe I guess. But you got to check out this shotgun I also carry.”
All that blood running down your chin is SO sexy…
Roses are red. My lips are blue. My heart began to beat when I saw you.
I’d run to a deserted store and grab condoms so fast for you.
For me, you’re the perfect combination of body and brains.
If my lungs still worked, you would totally take my breath away.
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