Computer programming pick up lines for computer geeks and nerds. If you have a crush on someone who’s a computer geek, programmer or a blogger then use these funny computer related pick up lines.
Hey, girl, there’s an OverflowException in my jeans, would you care to handle it for me.
Hey, baby, you’re the IDE that autocompletes me.
Girl! Can I put my USB stick in your port?
Are you a single while loop? Because I believe you need someone to do you.
Hey Qt, You know just how to push my buttons.
Hey, girl! I want to fold my function into your array so we can aggregate.
Hey, girl! You look just fine from <header> to <footer>.
Are you my slow, dumb computer cause I’d hit on you.
Baby, be my database so I can query ALL your fields.
I forgot my password while looking at you.
Hey, young lady! At whatever point I see you, my kernel starts panicking.
I am ready to clean up all the viruses from your hard drive.
I used to think love() was abstract until you executed it in MyHeart.
Hey, girl! My name’s WinZip. May I unzip your pants?
Are you can .exe file, cause you’ve been running through my mind?
You’ve got a great graphics card, cause your graphics is just fabulous.
Do you use black hat SEO? Cause you’re on top of all.
Hey baby, can I implement your interface?
Hey, babe, how about you let me probe your ports, and you can dereference my pointer?
My heart is an array of 1.
I can type so fast with my fingers. Wanna test my fingers?
I wish I could select all of your clothes and press delete.
Did you use Photoshop on that face? Cause it’s stunning.
My heartbeat is giving me 404 error the moment I saw you.
Hope you’re going to start using computer pick up lines because it works.
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