Top 15 Corniest Cougar Pick Up Lines That Are Inappropriate But Hilarious

Top 15 Corniest Cougar Pick Up Lines That Are Inappropriate But Hilarious

Here you can find the best cougar pick up lines. If you’re a cougar or interested in dating cougars than these pick up lines can help you a lot.

Have I seen you before, because I don’t remember you with your clothes on?

Could I touch your belly button from the inside?

Is your name Richard since I’ve been searching for Dick throughout the day.

If your right leg was Christmas and your left Easter, could I spend some time up between the holidays?

“Sex is like Pringles: once you pop, you can’t stop. “

I saw you looking at me if I didn’t come and say hi I was scared you’d tail me home later.

“What smiles, winks, is hung like a horse, and can last all night long?” (smile and wink)

My kids call me mom, but you can call me for a play date anytime.

Are my undies showing? [No] Would you like them to?

You’re cool. You can assist me with getting chicks.

You: “You look just like my first wife.”
She: “How many times you have been hitched?”
You: “Never.”

I’m a feisty cougar, and I am here to catch me a cub.

Go up to a young lady and say “Hey! My name is Haywood Jablomee.”

If you’re old enough to drink, then you’re old enough for a cougar.

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