Cougar Pick Up Lines
Here you can find the best cougar pick up lines. If you’re a cougar or interested in dating cougars than these pick up lines can help you a lot.
Have i seen u before, because I don’t remember you with your clothes on.
Could I touch your belly button…from the inside?
Is your name Richard? Since I’ve been searching for Dick throughout the day.
If your right leg was Christmas and your left Easter, could I spend some time up between the holidays?
“Sex is like Pringles: once you pop, you can’t stop. “
I saw you looking at me, if I didn’t come and say hi I was scared you’d tail me home later.
“What smiles, winks, is hung like a horse, and can last all night long?” (smile and wink)
My kids call me mom, but you can call me for a play date anytime.
Are my undies showing? [No] Would you like them to?
You’re cool. You can assist me with getting chicks.
You say “You look simply like my first wife” she says “How many times have you been hitched?” you say “never”.
I’m a feisty cougar and I am here to catch me a cub.
Go up to a young lady and say “Hey! My name is Haywood Jablomee”
If you’re old enough to drink, than you’re old enough for a cougar.