Scary And Creepy Pick up Lines That Are Creepy But Won’t Scare Her Off

Scary And Creepy Pick up Lines That Are Creepy But Won’t Scare Her Off

Read and learn these creepy pick up lines to impress hardcore fans of the horror genre. Some people do love creepy and scary lines. You can also use these scary pick up lines on Halloween.

Very  Creepy Pick up Lines That You Shouldn’t Read Alone

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

I’m hung like a tic tac. Do you want to freshen your breath?

I had a wet dream about you last night. Would you like to make it a reality?

I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?

Do you know the difference between my dick and a chicken wing? No? Well, let’s go on a picnic and find out!

What’s your favorite game? Mine’s called Following You Without You Knowing.

There’s this movie I wanted to see, and my mom said I couldn’t go by myself.

Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them on your breasts?

You’re so cute. I want to lock you up in my basement, naked.

Hey, baby, let’s play house, you can be the door, and I’ll slam you all night long!

You know how I know we are going to have sex tonight? I’m stronger than you

I want to chew your food for you.

A guy walks up and checks the tag- “Just what I thought. Made in heaven.”

I love you more than my jar of fingers.

You look so cute when you’re sleeping. P.S. Try cleaning your closet sometime.

If I asked you to have sex with me, would your answer to that question be the same as your answer to this one?

Why pay for a bra, when I would gladly hold your boobs up all day for free?

Are you hungry? Cause omelet you suck this dick.

You’re so hot because you melt the plastic in my underwear.

What’s the speed limit of sex? [what?] 68. Because at 69 YOU have to turn around!

I’m like a Rubik’s Cube, the more you play with me the harder I get!

I’m afraid of the dark… Will you sleep with me tonight?

Do you come here often or wait till you get home?

If I had AIDS, would you have sex with me? [No] Well, I don’t, so let’s go.

Excuse me, but do you give head to strangers? [No] Well then, allow me to introduce myself.

I have a knife and a penis. One of that is going into you tonight.

If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me come for dinner between the holidays?

So, come back to my place, and if you don’t like it, I swear I’ll give you a full refund.

Let’s have a party and invite your pants to come on down.

Hey baby, let’s play house, you can be the door, and I’ll slam you all night long

I think I could fall madly in bed with you.

We’re like hot chocolate and marshmallows. You’re hot, and I want to be on top of you.

Are you from the Philippines because I wanna phil you with my penis.

Are you spaghetti cause I want you to meat my balls.

Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean and baby; I’m all lost at sea.

You might want to call a bomb squad because there’s going to be an explosion in your anus.

Do you like whales? Cause we can go hump back at my place.

Do you like to draw? Cause I put the D in Raw.

We should play strip poker. You can strip, and I’ll poke you.

Girl, you should sell hot dogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand.

I had a wet dream about you last night. Would you like to make it a reality?

I like my coffee like I like my women. Sealed in an airtight bag in the freezer.

Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger? [No] Wink.

[Excuse me, do you have the time?] “Yes, do you have the energy?”

At the office copy machine “Reproducing eh?” “Can I help?”

(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.

Hi, do you want a f**k? [No] Mind lying down while I do?

I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

Does your ass have Allstate insurance? [No, why?] Well do you want it to be in good hands?

Let me insert my plug into your socket, and we can generate some electricity.

Do you like Wendy’s? Cause you’re going to love Wendy’s nuts slap yo face!

I’m going to sex with you tonight so, you might as well be there.

Wanna have sex? Breathe for yes, lick your elbow for no.

Your clothes are making me uncomfortable. Please take them off.

Did you buy your pants on sale? Cause in my room they’d be 100% off.

Yeah, it’s big, and if you pet it, it spits.

I think that we might be related. Let me check for the family birthmark on your chest.

Make sure you’re old enough for to hit someone with these creepy pick up lines, Otherwise prepare for a slap.

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