Diabetes Pick Up Lines

Diabetes Pick Up Lines

If you’re a diabetic or close to someone who has diabetes, these diabetes pick up lines will let them know that you stand by them through in their highs and lows. Dating with diabetes can be so hard. Patients just want the real you. Let them know that you care, but don’t overdo it.

Diabetes Pick Up Lines That Only A Diabetic Or Somebody Very Close To A Diabetic Patient Will Fully Understand

Hello, sugar tits, that rack is sweet, but my diabetes is sweeter than your rack.

Hello baby, would you be able to check your blood sugar? Cause I want to know your number.

I want to be like your blood sugar and keep you up throughout the night.

That high blood sugar might be impermanent, but my love for you is eternal.

I’d never annihilate your heart the way your body decimated your beta cells.

Hey, baby, you should have diabetes because you’re looking too damn thirsty.

Do you mind if I sit alongside you? I simply need to feel near a working pancreas.

You’re great. Be like my lancet and never show signs of change.

Hey baby, How about you and me get muddled in my pump tubing tonight?

Who needs glucose tabs when you’re close to me.

Hey, baby, My blood sugar won’t be the main thing rising tonight.

Hey girl, do you want to come over this evening. I could go hypo, and we can see what happens.

Hey, girl, I just took after my CGM arrows, and the directed straight toward you.

That high blood sugar might be impermanent, but my love for you is eternal.

I didn’t get diabetes because eating too much sugar. I got diabetic cause we spent too much time together sweety.

I’m damn sure that your kisses would send me into a diabetic coma.

I’m going to need to take some insulin, cause that pussy looks super-sweet.

I’m sad I didn’t get you a chocolate box for Valentine’s Day. However, if you need something sweet, I’m right here.

Is that a tube or glucose tabs in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

We made sure that these diabetes pick up lines are clean. We don’t want to hurt feelings of any diabetic or someone very close to a person with diabetes.

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