Funny Dirty Pick Up Lines

Funny Dirty Pick Up Lines

The names D*ck, can I put it in you?

If a women asks, “Excuse me, do you have the time?” You should answer:
“Yeah! Do you have the energy?”

When I see you, sea levels aren’t the only thing rising.

 

They call me “the fireman” because I turn the hoes on.

Molly ain’t the only thing I’ll be poppin’ tonight.

Don’t worry, this sausage doesn’t have an expiration date.

I’m Babe Lincoln and I’m about to give you the “Gettsyburg Undress”.

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