Funny Dirty Pick Up Lines

Funny Dirty Pick Up Lines

I wish you were soap so I could feel you all over me.

Would you like to come back to my photography darkroom? And we can see what develops?

Some men go around telling women they have an eight inch penis; I’d never shortchange myself like that!

Would you like to be on my album? It’s a 12 inch single.

I have a tongue like an ant-eater; want to go to the zoo?

Could I interest you in some pizza and sex? What, you don’t like pizza?

My magical watch says you’re not wearing any panties…oh, you are? Damn, it must be an hour fast.

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