Funny Dirty Pick Up Lines

Funny Dirty Pick Up Lines

If you talk to me, I’ll fuck you.

My dick’s been feeling a little dead lately. Wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth?

I love porn. Wana make one?

I have a job for you…. but it blows.

I am very thirsty. Would you mind if i taste your juice?

I love doggy with style. Do you love animals too?

Lets play titanic. you’ll be the rose and i will make your painting.

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