Happy Easter in advance. Here you can find a great collection of Easter pickup lines that work. Use these pickup lines on Easter to pick up a sexy bunny.
If your left leg is Easter and your right leg is Christmas. Would you let me come to dinner over the holidays?
Give me a peep, and I don’t mean the candy.
Let’s go back to my place; I’ll show you where Easter eggs come from, you may be surprised!
Is that an Easter egg in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
You put the cream in my eggs.
Jesus isn’t the only thing that rose today.
What happened to your hair? Did you fall into the egg dye yesterday?
Hey. You know the phrase ‘screwing like rabbits’? I think you and I can do better, wanna try.
Are you an Easter basket because I want to hold your eggs?
Is that a chocolate bunny in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Hey, Girl! Let’s mate like rabbits.
I want to put my eggs in your basket.
I’ll let you play with my eggs, and you let me fertilize yours.
I could never Passover you.
Come hippity hop on over & get this D.
I’d nail her to the cross.
Ever get it on with a rodent?
Hey gorgeous, can I pickle your fish?
You don’t need pick up lines if you have roofies.
I’ll make you rise again.
Hey, baby, I know Easter was yesterday, but I want to find your egg.
Hey, baby, I got two eggs on me, wanna find them?
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