Funny Engineering Pick Up Lines
40 of the most excellent engineering pick up lines that motivate and encourages an engineer. Engineering is difficult if one is average in math and other science subjects. Likewise, there’s a delusion that picking up a woman is too hard if somebody is good in engineering. Set aside the math and try these pick up lines to make things easy if you want to pick up a girl of your dreams.
Engineers and girls are like asymptotes and axes, they get close, but never touch.
Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
Finally after 20 years of studies i found X in you – The X factor of my life.
If I said you had a nice calculator, would you hold it against me?
Hey Baby, wanna come back to my lab and work with my microprocessor?
I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna take some data?
Let’s convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.
Lets implement a baby which can inherit us.
We’re as compatible as two similar Power Macintosh’s.
Baby, If i were an enzyme, I’d be DNA HELICASE so I could unzip your genes.
Why don’t we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you?
Were your parents engineers? Because you have a nice design.
Wanna come back to my room and see my latest Computer?
Baby what do you say me go make some perpetual motion?
Nice set of parabolas!
You must be differentiable, because all I see are smooth curves.
You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
Life without you is like dereferencing a NULL pointer.
Why was the beam smiling? It was caught up in a positive moment.
Your body has the nicest arc length I’ve ever seen.
You’re like the top of an AMD Athlon.. very hot.
You’re hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power.
Girl when I see that body of yours it creates a stress on my heart and a strain on my “beam”.
Wanna see the programs in my HP-48GX?
My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.
Has anyone ever called you FAT? They were so dead-wrong! You are NTFS, obviously.
Girl you have cuter dimples than a cardioid!
That is a slide rule in my pocket.
Do you like to be the numerator or the denominator?
Damn girl you must be a strong magnetic field cause you just induced a flow somewhere in me.
I’d like to browse through your clothes like I browse through Netscape.
Baby, is this building’s air conditioning unit malfunctioning, or is it just you?
If I was sin^2 and you were cos^2 sweetheart together we would be 1.
Can I see your blueprints? I wanna lay some pipe in you and need to know that you’re structurally sound enough to do so.
Baby! You’re sweeter than fructose.
Babe I heard you like roses, so here’s a polar coordinate graph of r=1+cos(theta).
Pipe in you and need to know that you’re structurally sound enough to do so.
We’re as compatible as two similar Tablets.
Girl you are like a high amperage current and Ima high resistance wire, cause u got me hot.