If you’re trying to get, someone attention go for corny pick up lines and jokes. When your sweetheart is annoyed and upset, only say some pick-up lines! It works, by the time, you are done your lover will have a smile on his face.
Are you feeling exhausted because you’ve been going through my head throughout the day?
If I said “you have a decent body” would you hold it against me?
I can’t discover my puppy, would you be able to help me find him? I think he went into this shoddy motel room.
Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I’ll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I’ll do it your way.
Is your dad a terrorist? Because you da bomb!
I’m new around the local area, might I be able to have bearings to your home.
Was your father a thief because someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
I lost my teddy bear will you lay down and sleep with me?
Extraordinary legs, what time do they open?
You must have a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your jeans.
Did you fart because you blow me away?
I like your jeans.. in any case; they would look better on the floor.
Your feet must hurt, cause you’ve been going through my head ALL day.
Gentleman thumps over the young lady and says “gracious my god I didn’t simply keep running into the most lovely girl on the planet.”
The average person falls in love seven times before marriage. Baby, you’re my lucky seven.
Is it true that you are from Tennessee? Since you’re the only ten, I see!
Did you sit in a heap of sugar? Cause you have a sweet ass.
I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
“Were you in Professor Trelawney’s class? Since I can see me in your future.”
Do you want to play the rape game? “No!” That’s the spirit!
You’d be a fine print If you were words on a page.
Do you play Pokemon since I need to toss my balls at you?
Do you have any black in you? No? Would you like some?
You must make girls weak in the knees. All I did was look at you, and I don’t think I’ll ever walk again.
You’re so beautiful your face deserves to be on a coin.
“You’re so hot even my zipper is falling for you.”
If you were Belle, I’d reveal to you my Beast.
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