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Dirty Pick Up Lines

Here you can fine some funny pick up lines dirty, rude and filthy. Use them with caution cause these are funny but very dirty and filthy too. Enjoy and try to share them as jokes. Everyone will say you shouldn’t use dirty pick up lines. The fact of the matter is not the case. Dirty lines work very well, especially for you girls. Girls can use them whenever they want because they are the ones who get to choose. For guys, just remember those girls are dying for some real hot and sweaty action just as much as you. Make sure you use the right ones below! Dirty lines work well in all kinds of situations, especially in a place where someone would least expect them (try them in the supermarket). A word of warning, only use dirty chat up lines when you are sure no one else can hear, or they can backfire on you.

Dirty Pick Up Lines That Are Dirty, Rude and Filthy

Are you from Japan? Because i’m trying to get in Japanties.

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I’m Irish, wanna taste my lucky charms?

Do you sleep on your stomach? “NO.” Can I?

You remind me of my pinky toe, your small, cute, and i am probably going to bang you on my coffee table later tonight.

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Hey, I’m from the Middle East, and i have a weapon of mass destruction in my pants.

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Sex is a killer. Wanna die happy?

Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I’ll owe you one.

I can teach you how to handle a cucumber. if ya know what i mean.

Hey baby, what’s your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead, yield?

Hi, i’m peter pants-less. wanna go to never-neverland?

Hi, do you want to have my children? [No] OK, can we just practice then?

I love bangs–and I don’t just mean the haircut.

You’re on my list of things to do tonight.

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I love every bone in your body…. especially mine.

Do you live on a chicken farm? [No] You sure know how to raise cocks.

Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.

You are rubber, I’m glue, what ever you say, I bet I will f**k you.

F**k me if I’m wrong, but is your name Yolanda?

My dick just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your ass?

Are you a cowgirl cause I can see you riding me.

If we were both squirrels, would you play with my nuts?

I’m no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, NOW GET UR ASS IN THE VAN!!!!

I’d like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.

I hope you like dragons, because I’ll be dragon my balls across your face tonight.

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All I want is peace and quiet, give me a piece and I’ll be quiet.

Smile if you want to sleep with me.

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If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!

That dress is beautiful, but it would look even better on my bedroom floor.

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Try out these dirty pick up lines now. It’s the easiest way to get laid ever.

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  1. Are you from little ceases because your hot and I’m ready

  2. I think, this is the best and biggest collection of funny pick up lines dirty. Always thankful that you shared.

  3. Is your daddy a cook cuz you got some hot buns

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