Best Funny But Silly Drunk Pick Up Lines For Flirting At The Bar

Best Funny But Silly Drunk Pick Up Lines For Flirting At The Bar

If you and your drunk friends try to impress all the girls at a party, then use these drunk pick up lines. Learn these naughty pick up lines to say to a girl or guy and be ready when you’re drunk next time.

I want to slam dunk your face with my face.

I’m not drunk; you just intoxicate me.

Did you slip some Fire-whiskey into my drink, or are you just getting hotter?

I’m wasted, but the condom in my wallet doesn’t have to be.

Would you like to have a drink and have sex with me? No? Shouldn’t something be said about only sex?

I’ve had quite a bit to drink, and you’re beginning to look pretty good.

Am I drunk or are you that beautiful?

I’m already drunk, what’s next?

Are you a frozen margarita? Because you just made my brain stop working.

I’m like a snowstorm in Missouri. I’ll give you 10 inches, and you’ll be stuck inside all week.

I’m not Irish, but I play drunk very well!

You’re not drunk until you make out with me.

Your lips are like wine, and I want to get drunk.

I’m fine with being just friends, as long as I can seduce you when we’re drunk.

Mind if I get drunk with you?

Hey girl, Are you a frozen margarita? Since you simply made my brain stop working.

Excuse me. I am not sure if you’re aware, but I’m extremely attractive.

Let’s get drunk and tell each other everything we’re too afraid to say sober.

Drunk pick up lines are our favorite pick up lines. Hope these lines will help you start a chat with someone in a bar.

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