Smooth And Funny Pick Up Lines For Guys To Melt A Woman’s Heart

Smooth And Funny Pick Up Lines For Guys To Melt A Woman’s Heart

Some guys have it; some guys don’t, that’s the truth when we are talking about a man’s natural ability to attract ladies. Do you have a friend who seems to know every trick in the book when it comes to attracting women? It seems like so natural to them. Right?
It looks so effortless on their part? What’s their secret? Don’t worry; you can do something about that. Great lovers are made not born, so you can still turn yourself into a talisman of attraction for all the young ladies out there. To help you out in your metamorphosis, here are some Pick Up Lines For Guys only. Let your girls know that their boyfriends got some sense of humor.

Corny Pick Up Lines For Guys To Get Their Dream Girl

I’m not this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.

Hey somebody farted. Let’s get out of here.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

[Point at her ass] Pardon me, is this seat taken?

Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I’ll be your man.

My buddies over there said that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with a hot girl. Do you want to buy some drinks with their money?

Can I take your picture? I want to know Santa what exactly I want for Christmas.

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

Girl, you look so good. I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!

Hey, baby, you must be a light switch, because every time I see you, you turn me on!

Just where do those legs of yours end?

Was your father a farmer? Because you sure have grown some nice melons!

Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?

What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

You look like my third wife.
She: Oh, how many time have you been married?
Twice.

Oh, my sweet darling! For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I’m the only one talking to you.

Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

You look so familiar. Didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.

You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!

Smoking is hazardous to your health and baby; you’re killing me!

Most people like to watch the Olympics because it only happens once every four years, but I’d rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.

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