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There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
Does your watch have a second hand? I want to know how long it took for me to fall in love with you.
Did something bad happen to you or are you just naturally ugly.
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
I’m not trying to impress you or anything, but… I’m Batman!
You’re like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
I’m like Domino’s Pizza. If I don’t cum in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
You’re like a Pringle. Once I pop ya, I just can’t stop ya.
Let’s go to my place and do the things I’ll tell everyone we did anyway.
Are your pants from outer space? ’cause your butt is out of this world.
Your place or mine? Tell you what? I’ll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.
Your Daddy must have been a Baker, cause you got the nicest set of buns I’ve ever seen.
Are you a waitress? ‘Cause I want to put my tip in your box.
I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.
Please help the homeless. Take me home with you.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.
If you were a potato, you would be a sweet potato…
I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
I know there’s plenty of fish in the sea… But your the only one I want to mount on my wall.
Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I’ve been searching for!
Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty.
I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true.
Do you have room in your life for another friend?
Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I found the woman of my dreams?
Do you have a library card? Because I’m checking you out.
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it’s just a sparkle.
Hey, I lost my phone number … Can I have yours?