Knock Knock Pick Up Lines

Knock Knock Pick Up Lines

These knock knock pick up lines and jokes will help you knock the door with confidence. Show everyone your flirty and funny side with these knock knock jokes and chat up lines.

Knock Knock Pick Up Lines And Jokes

Are you a door, because I’d knock you any day.

Knock knock
who’s there?
“Your pants… Because I took ‘em off.”

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Baby owl.
Baby owl who?
Baby owl see you later, maybe I won’t!

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Says!
Says who?
Says me, that’s who?

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Zombies.
Zombies who?
Zombies make honey, others are queens!

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Acid!
Acid who?
Acid down and be quiet!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jamaican.
Jamaican who?
Jamaican me crazy!

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Says!
Says who?
Says me, that’s who?

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Sara.
Sara who?
Sara doctor in the house?

Knock knock,
who’s there,
Scott,
Scott who?
Scott nothing to do with u!

Knock knock!
Who’s there.
Budweiser.
Budweiser mom taking her clothes off?

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
McEnroe.
McEnroe who?
McEnroe fast with only one oar!

Knock knock!
Who’s there.
Boo.
Boo who?
Stop crying you pussy! It’s just a joke.

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Amos.
Amos who?
Amosquito just bit me!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Ivan. Ivan who?
Ivan to do something naughty with you!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima horney! Lets screw!

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub — I’m dwowning!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Your just in time to wipe my ass.

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I’m fine. Hawaii you?

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who.
Dewey have to use a condom.

Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Hatch
Hatch Who?
Bless you,but next time please cover your mouth.

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Kenya.
Kenya who?
Kenya guess who is it?

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Sally!
Sally who?
Sally-brate the moments of your life!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda off and you’ll get lost.

These knock knock pic up lines can make the girl you are attempting to impress laugh while showing off your flirty side.

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