We have selected the best redneck pick up lines you could ever find on the internet. Majority of Rednecks are illiterate, poor and as we know they have very little political awareness. Rednecks are friendly and talkative because they are simple and innocent people. Therefore, Rednecks do know how to make a start when they are picking up a woman.
Best Redneck Pick Up Lines
Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em.
Did you fart? cuz you blew me away.
I am cooking out so if you want some juicy sausage come on over.
My Love fer you is like diarrhea. I can’t hold it in.
Are yer parents retarded?cuz ya sure are special.
Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
God wants us to be together. That’s why he gave us the same parents!
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty’s only a light switch away.
You look good in that lumberjack shirt but I would like to see you out of it.
I know I’m not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
Are u my sister er cousin?? cause my pappy done told me to keep it in the family!
If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.
Want to ride on my Monster truck?
Your eyes are like spanners. Every time I look at you my nuts tighten.
Oh Boy, I soiled my pants, can me get into yours?
If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel,
I’d store my nuts in yer hole.
You sure have white teeth, you mus brush em!
“Fat Penguin!” I know you’re going, ‘huh?’ “I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.”
I can’t find my puppy, can you help me find him?I think he went inta this cheap motel room.
Your face reminds me of a wrench..every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up.
If you were a booger, I’d pick you first!
Are both of those teeth real?
You’ve got 206 bones in your body. Want one more?
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
I borrowed daddy’s teeth just fer you.