The Most Sexual And Erotic Pick Up Lines To Say To Your Crush

The Most Sexual And Erotic Pick Up Lines To Say To Your Crush

Welcome to the best collection of the most sexual and erotic pick up lines to share with your crush.

Boy: There are 20 letters in the alphabet right?
Girl: (26, I think)
Boy: I must have forgotten U R A Q T
Girl: (Your still missing one)
Boy: I’ll give you the D later.

Is your dad a carnie (carnival worker) Because I want you to sit to on my face while I try to guess your weight.

I’m studying to be a Taxidermist. Can I practice stuffing your pussy?

I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south?

Is your mom the lottery lady on TV, because I’m picturing you holding up my balls.

Do you like yoga? Cause yo going to love this dick.

Liquor is not the only hard thing around here.

You know I live a Magnum Lifestyle.

Let’s play breathalyzer! You blow me as hard as you can, and I will tell you how drunk you are!

I call my dick the truth because bitches can’t handle it.

Do you know Phillis Brown? Cause in a minute you are gonna Phil-this brown dick.

Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken wing? No? Well, let’s go on a picnic and find out!

Your Ass Looks Nice, does it need servicing cause I got a wrench and some screws just for you.

They call me the Delivery Man, cause I always come in the back door.

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