Are you an inexperienced gay who don’t know where to start? You’re attracted to someone, but you don’t know whether he’s straight or gay? First, you need to observe his body language. After that, you should smile at him and make an eye contact. If he does the same, then you hit the right spot. Now it’s time to move towards him but make sure he’s alone. You don’t need to start throwing away gay pick up lines. Be calm and patient. First, ask any question about some person or place or offer him a drink to start a conversation. Now to make sure he’s really a gay, you should touch him a little. If he feels comfortable when you touch him, then say a pick up line. Learn and practice these lines and see how easy it is to get a guy’s attention.
“I’m so gay that I can’t even see straight.”
“Oh my God, is it real.” (while pointing at crotch)
“May I push in your stool?”
“You look hot, can I take your temperature?”
Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?
Oh, you’re straight? So is spaghetti, until it gets hot.
Nice ass. What time does it open?
Are you a burger because you can be the meat between my buns.
When I am around you, I can’t think straight.
If you and I were the last men on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
Let’s Bi-honest; You were checking me out. Weren’t you?
We’re having a penis-measuring contest over there. Do you have a yardstick that we could borrow?
Hey, are you balding, because you sure do SHINE.
My name is (your name). Remember that; you’ll be screaming it later.
What do you and a steering wheel have in common? They’re both things I like to get behind.
I hope you’re not a vegetarian because I want to feed you some meat!
Did you know that my dong is an 8.0 on the rectal scale?
I’ve never seen such a big bulge in a man’s pants. Wait a minute, yes I have – mine.
Do you mix concrete for a living because you’re making me hard?
Have you ever bought a vibrator? [No.] Do you want to rent one?
Hey there, you like Glazed or creme filled?