Gay Pick Up Lines

Gay Pick Up Lines

A collection of 21 gay pick up lines that will help you to start the balls rolling. Use these pick up lines sensibly and see how easy it is to get your loved one.

Gay Pick Up Lines Who To Help You Flirt With Gay Dudes

“I’m so gay that I can’t even see straight.”

“Oh my God, is it real.” (while pointing at crotch)

“May I push in your stool?”

“You look hot, can I take your temperature?”

Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?

Oh, you’re straight? So is spaghetti, until it gets hot.

Nice ass. What time does it open?

Are you a burger because you can be the meat between my buns.

When I am around you, i can’t think straight.

If you and I were the last men on earth, I bet we could do it in public.

Let’s Bi-honest; You were checking me out. Weren’t you?

We’re having a penis-measuring contest over there. Do you have a yardstick that we could borrow?

Hey, are you balding, because you sure do SHINE.

My name is (your name). Remember that; you’ll be screaming it later.

What do you and a steering wheel have in common? They’re both things I like to get behind.

I hope you’re not a vegetarian because I want to feed you some meat!

Did you know that my dong is an 8.0 on the rectal scale?

I’ve never seen such a big bulge in a man’s pants. Wait a minute, yes I have – mine.

Do you mix concrete for a living because you’re making me hard?

Have you ever bought a vibrator? [No.] Do you want to rent one?

Hey there, you like Glazed or creme filled?

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One thought on “Gay Pick Up Lines

  1. My name is (your name)… remember that, you’ll be screaming it later. Love it, made my day. Thanks.

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