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I sometimes see this cutie on my way to work in the morning. The window to say something is so small and what can I possibly say without looking like an ass?
Pardon me, but my necktie is on your floor. Wait, that’s *tomorrow* morning.
Good Morning and Smile Genuinely. Raise your eyebrows. It’s the universal sign you’re interested. Just don’t raise them so far she thinks you got something in your eye.
Ask her if she had her morning coffee yet. Just make sure you sound like you want to have some with her and NOT like she looks like she needs some.
Grandpa: Hey baby, you better call life alert, cause I’ve fallen for you and can’t get up.
Every morning is destiny’s way of telling you that your purpose in life is yet to be fulfilled. Good morning.
Life is perishable – the quicker you consume it, the better it feels. Stop thinking, start living. Good morning.
Wear gym shorts on bart and say the following:
“want to go camping; I got a room in my tent.”
(then remove your bag from your lap. presto!)
“Where do YOU get off?”
“So do I, baby. So do I.”
Don’t blame God for not showering you with gifts. He gives you the gift of a new day with every single morning. Good morning.
Good Morning – this is not just a greeting. It signifies a hope that the beautiful morning will bring a smile on your face and happiness in your life.
Success is not just a measure of how big you can DREAM; it is also a measure of how much you can DO. Good morning.
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