The Most Funny Hetalia Pick Up Lines For Hetalia: Axis Powers Fans

The Most Funny Hetalia Pick Up Lines For Hetalia: Axis Powers Fans

America: Damn girl, if you were a transformer, you’d be called Optimus Finnnnneeee.

America: Disney World is in Florida because that’s where the magic happens.

America: “We the people of the United States of America, to make a perfect union declare that you date me, Captain America.”

America: Instead of fries can I have a side order of you?

America: Looks like you need a hero, can I be him?

America: Hey, babe!I was planning on eating a cheeseburger later, but now I found something better to eat. 😉

America: So I can tell my friends that an angel touched me.

America: Hey, baby. How would you like to stimulate my economy?

America: “I feel a hurricane brewing somewhere in Florida.” *wiggles eyebrows.*

Australia: I’m like a boomerang. I keep on coming back

Austria (Roderich Edelstein): “Let me help you hit those high notes.”

Belarus: If I squint hard, you look like Russia.

Belgium: You’re as sweet as the chocolate on Belgian waffles!

Belgium: People say I make the best chocolate, but I think it’s best all over my body. 😉 ( -_- )

Canada: You’re better than a gold metal since I can bring you home even if I lose.

Canada: Most people usually never see me besides Prussia, but tonight I’ll show you something that he’ll never see.

China: How would you like to visit the Great Wall of China?

China (Yao Wang): “I usually bang people with my woks, but I’ve got something else to bang you with.”

China: Hello,aru~Usually I bang people’s head with my wok, but tonight I’ll bang something else. 😉 ( -_- )

Denmark: If you were beer, I’d drink you all night!

Denmark: I’m not drunk, your beauty just intoxicates me!

Egypt: I hope you don’t mind sand in everything.

England (Arthur Kirkland): “Can I Slytherin between your legs.?”

England: I love you so much I’ll never cook for you.

England: Evening, love.I have seen plenty of fairies in my day, but none so sweet as you.

Estonia: I’m going to treat you like my paperwork. I’ll throw you on my desk and do you all night.

Finland: You’ve been too good this year. Let me help you earn that coal.

France (Francis Bonnefoy)?: “Mon Dieu, you’re gorgeous! Have any French in you? No? Would you like some.?”

Germany: Do you want to know why they call me a drill Sargent?

Greece: Hi.I was planning to sleep with my cats, but I decided I’ll sleep with you instead.

Hong Kong: You’re as cute as a panda.

Hungary: My favorite pairing? Me and you of course!

Ireland: I know this sounds typical but kiss me, I’m Irish.

Japan: *blushing profusely*Konichwa. I-I was planning on c-creating a h-h-hent-tai this evening,b-but I would much rather create one with you.

Korea: Everything is made in Korea, so make sex with Korea!

Latvia: Don’t blame me for falling in love! You’re the one who tripped me.

North-Italy: Hey Bella!~Say, how about a we do something together!No,not-a in the kitchen! 😉 (Gasp!Venizano!)

Poland: You are like, totally fabulous!

Poland: You look fabulous from the neck up, but let me see how amazing you look from the chest down.

Prussia: “Your @ss is almost as awesome as mine!” me: *facepalm*

Romania: They say vampires sparkle, but they haven’t met you yet

Sealand: Do you come with tartar sauce because you’re a great catch!

Switzerland: I suppose I can tell you what makes my hair so soft.

Switzerland: You’re as beautiful as the Swiss Alps.

Spain: Ever have a bull fight in bed?

Spain: “Tomatoes are red, the sky is blue, I am a matador who loves you!”

Turkey: The price of borrowing my mask? One date.

Ukraine: One of my buttons popped off. Can we go search for it at your place?

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