Find and share the best collection of offensive and insulting pick up lines you could ever find on the internet. Please be aware because these pick up lines are very offensive and you can earn a slap.
It is safe to say that you are free today or is it going to cost me?
You know how they say skin is the biggest organ? Not for my situation.
It’s ideal to give someone a chance to think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and demonstrate it.
Hey young lady, is your father in prison? Since on the off chance that I was your dad, I’d be in jail.
Sex is a killer. Want to pass on cheerful?
You shouldn’t play hide and seek; nobody would search for you.
You have a soft body however it would look better in my bed with me in it.
You’re so terrible when you popped out the doctor said “Aww what a fortune” and your mother said, “Better believe it, let’s cover it.”
Hey, girl! My friends needed me to come here and inquire as to whether they were fake. Will I squeeze them to discover?
You may not be the most attractive young lady here, but beauty is just a light switch away.
You bring everybody a considerable measure of happiness when you leave the room.
You’re going to need a wheelchair after I’m finished with you.
Your introduction to the world declaration is an expression of remorse letter from the condom manufacturing plant.
Is your rear end envious of the measure of poop that just exited your mouth?
I got a blade in one hand and my dick in the other. I’ll give you a chance to pick which I put in you tonight.
I may love to shop, yet I’m not purchasing your bullshit.
You’re so terrible, when you got ransacked, the thieves made you wear their veils.
Did you tumble from paradise because your face is messed up?
It would seem that your face burst into flames and somebody attempted to put it out with a hammer.