Internet Pick Up Lines For Computer Geeks
A special gift for computer geeks who loves spending time on the internet. Your favorite girl is online, and you don’t have any words. These internet pick up lines will help you say all the things without any fear.
Are you into celebrities? Because I have a video on YouTube.
Are you jealous of my mouse?
Being as hot as you are, don’t you have a hard time not melting your keyboard?
Can I ask you a personal question, are you really some weird old dude?
Can I ask you a personal question, Facebook or Myspace?
Can I ask you a private question, Mac or PC?
Can I be your keyboard for the day?
Can I click your mouse?
Describe your software…Do you have any viruses? Computer viruses.
Do you know how to get from cyberspace to first base?
Do you like a lot of RAM?
Do you need a I.L.P.? Internet Love Provider.
Have you ever bid for a boyfriend on eBay?
How big are your monitors?
How come the search engines all have crazy names: Yahoo, Google, Bing?
How long will it take for you to download me?
How many ISPs have you had?
How old were you when you got your first piece of hardware?
I bet if I typed “beautiful woman” into Yahoo, your web page would be the first result.
I don’t quite know how to put this, but I would switch I.S.P.s for you.
I don’t stalk my ex-girlfriends, I just spam them.
I just want to let you know; I don’t chat with just any girl.
I know you’ve web-surfed before but have you man-surfed?
I like to take things slow, as the download time of a graphic intense, flash built website with dial up.
I see by your typing that you like to take things slow, but that’s OK because I’m pretty old fashioned myself.
I wanted to put my love on Ebay but I couldn’t because it’s priceless.
I’m a hacker, but it’s not your files that you should worry about, but your heart.
I’m thinking about starting a website called madeLoveBook.com.
Your only network are the people you’ve slept with.
What do you say?I’ve got the hardware, do you have the software?
If I was using Yahoo to search for you what search terms would I use?
If size matters, would you prefer that I use a bigger font?
If this relationship is really going to work, you’re going to have to email me a picture of you naked.
If you were a program, you would be called Beautiful.
If you were a website, you would be www.beautiful.com.
If you were mine, I would never put you on Ebay.
If you were a program, you would be called Addiction.
Is it cool if I Ask Geeves how many guys you’ve been with?
Is it romantic if I still use a typewriter?
Is it weird that the only one that will follow me on Twitter is my mom?Is that a fake picture, or are you really that fine?
Is this love at first chat? (Whatever she answers with you can follow with, “That’s a rhetorical question, of course, it is.”)
Pardon me, but do my words make you hot?
So when can we go from cyberspace to my place?
Tell me, who’s the real person behind the hot picture?
The pace and efficiency of you typing is so sexy.
Did people magazine name you the sexiest typist alive?
What kind of hardware do you like?
What would you do if you discovered that I was a program?
What’s the best piece of hardware that you’ve ever had?
What’s your best piece of software?
What’s your w.p.m? (words per minute)
When are you going to get a web cam so I can see you shake it?
When you think of your ideal guy, how many friends does he have on Myspace?
Who invented the internet, Spock or Yoda?
Would hold it against me if I sneak into your heart fast like a pop-up ad?
Would it bother you if when we finally meet that neither of us is as good looking as our pics?
Would you be impressed if I told you I reject about a hundred Myspace friend requests a day?
Would you be impressed if I told you that I was friends with Tom from Myspace?
Would you consider yourself more of a google or yahoo?
Would you hold it against me if I told you that I wish I could download you into my big strong arms?
Would you hold it against me if I said that I ‘d like you were my keyboard?
Would you hold it against me if I told you that you make me want to be a better typist?
Would you hold it against me if I told you to quit web surfing and surf me instead?
Would you hold it against me if my w.p.m. is only 5 1/2?
Would you rather date Bill Gates or Santa Clause?
You make me chat like I’ve never chatted before.
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