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Joke Pick Up Lines
Joke Pick Up Lines

Joke Pick Up Lines

Joke Pick Up Lines

This page shares the best joke pick up lines. Sometime you need a pick up lines to make someone laugh. These pick up line jokes will can help you get laid and also make someone laugh.

Guy: Do you want to go out sometime?
Girl: I have a boyfriend Guy: I have math test tomorrow
Girl: What does that have to do with anything
Guy: I’m sorry, I thought we were listing things we could cheat on…

Your place or mine?
Both. You go to yours and I’ll go to mine.

Me: I can’t wait to wake up tomorrow.
Girl: Why??
Me: Because I swear you get more beautiful everyday.
*Gets laid*

I’d like to call you. What’s your number?
It’s in the phone book.
But I don’t know your name.
That’s in the phone book too.

Can I have your name?
Why? Don’t you already have one?

Male: Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Female: Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore

Boy:say me
Boy: you forgot the d
Girl:there’s no d in me
Boy:not yet 🙂

Guy: Do you have a band-aid? Girl: Yeah, but what for?
Guy: Oh, I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Boy: There are 20 letters in the Alphabet right?
Girl: 26.
Boy: Ah Heck, sorry i forgot the U R A Q T.
Girl: That makes 25.
Boy: I know I will give you the D later…

If I could see you naked, I’d die happy.
Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing.

Male: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put I and U together.
Female: Oh really, because if I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put F and U together.

Guy: “Did you know that 15 minutes of sex burns off the calories gained by eating one chocolate?”
*hands girl box of chocolates*
Girl: “Awww, interesting, but why give me the entire box?
Guy: “Eat the whole thing – I have plans for you tonight”

Guy: Hey, you dropped something when you walked by.
Girl: What?
Guy: My jaw!

I know how to please a woman.
Then please leave me alone.

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