Fat Girl Jokes

Fat Girl Jokes

Fat Girl Jokes

This page shares the best funny fat girl jokes you could ever find on the internet. Feel free to share these funny fat girl jokes with your friends.

Say Moo

A young lady was having a physical examination and was exceptionally humiliated on because of a weight issue. As she removed her last bit of attire, she reddened. “I’m so embarrassed, and filthy Doctor,” she said, “I figure I let myself go.”
The doctor was checking her eyes and ears. “Try not to feel embarrassed, Miss. You don’t look that terrible.”
“Do you truly think in this way, Doctor?” she inquired.
The specialist held a tongue depressor before her face and said, “obviously. Now please open your mouth and say moo.”

Brace Yourself

Little Johnny’s mom took her 6-year-old child with her to the bank. They were in line behind a fairly corpulent woman. As the mother calmly held up, Little Johnny took a gander at the ladies before him and watched uproariously, “Hey, Mom, she’s truly fat.”

The woman took a gander at Little Johnny, looked at his mom and gave an understanding grin. Little Johnny got a censure. Following a moment or two, Little Johnny spread his hands similarly as they will go and noisily said, “I wager her butt is “that” wide.”

At this, the woman scowled at Little Johnny. His mom seriously chastens her child. Again following two or three minutes Little Johnny expressed noisily, “Look how the fat hangs over her belt.”

The woman turned and advised Little Johnny’s mom to control her youngster, and his mom undermined him with real extreme damage. The woman’s pager starts to go off. Little Johnny shouted in a frenzy as loud as possible, “Run for your life, she’s backing up!”


A man was sitting in a bar and sees two fat ladies. They had clearly been drinking a great deal and were talking noisily with overwhelming accents. Following an hour, he gets to be irritated with the noise, strolls over to them and asks, “I’m sorry, but you both women are from Scotland?”

“Wales, you blockhead!”, yells the fattest one.

“I’m sorry,” he says. “Is it accurate to say that you two whales are from Scotland?”

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