Teacher Jokes

Teacher Jokes

The best teacher jokes for college students to make there classmates laugh. Enjoy these really funny inappropriate jokes with your friends.

Teacher Jokes For College Students

Teacher’s Bra

Teacher: “Why did you laugh?”
Kid 1: “I saw a strap of your bra.”
Teacher: “You are punished to stay out of school for one week.”
Kid 2 laugh.
Teacher: “Why did you chuckle?” Boy 2: “I saw your bra straps.”
Teacher: “You are penalized to stay out of school for one month.”
Teacher bowed down to pick up a chalk.
Kid 3 began leaving the class.
Teacher: “Why are you leaving?”
Kid 3: “I think my school days are over”.

Ice Cream

A teacher is teaching in a class, and she sees that Johnny isn’t focusing.
She asks him, “If there are three ducks sitting on a wall, and you shoot one, how many are left?”
Johnny: “None.”
Teacher: “Why?”
Johnny: “Because the shot frightened all of them away.”
Teacher: “No, two, yet I like how you’re considering.”
Johnny asks the Teacher, “Three ladies were eating ice cream, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice-cream, which one is married?”
Teacher: “The one sucking her ice cream.”
Johnny: “No, it was a lady with the wedding ring. However, I like the way you’re thinking!”

Little Johnny Again

Little Johnny’s first-grade class was playing “Name That Animal.”
The instructor held up a photo of a feline and asked, “What creature is this?”
“A cat!!” said Suzy.
“Great job. now what’s this creature?”
“A dog!” said Ricky.
“Great. now what creature is this?” she asked, holding up a photo of a deer.
The class fell quiet. Following a few minutes, the instructor said, “It’s what your mother calls your father.”
“I know!” Little Johnny shouted. “A horny bastard!”


So the child just got off school, and he got into the car with his mother.
The mother asks, “What did you do at school today?”
The child answers, “I had sex with the teacher.”
The mother was incensed so when they returned home, she instructed him to go to his room and sit tight for his dad to return home. The father returned home from work a few hours after the fact and the mother let him know what their child said.
The father strolls up to his children room and says, “Son, I’m proud of you. I’m going to purchase you another bike.”
Next day they got the bike and the father ask, “Wanna ride your new bike?”
The child answers, “Not now. My butt still hurts.”

Do you know any teacher who make jokes? We know that they’re your teacher not a comedian. But they do make jokes. Share your best teacher jokes with us.

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