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Knock Knock Jokes

Funny Knock Knock Jokes For Kids And Adults

Welcome to the best funny knock knock jokes for kids and adults in the world. We don’t know who exactly invented knock knock jokes but they are funny and sure they make everyone laugh. Visit this page regularly to get more knockknock jokes.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ana.
Ana who?
Another mosquito.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yetta.
Yetta who?
Yet another mosquito.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aunt.
Aunt who?
Aren’t you glad that the mosquitoes went away and it is a real person now?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doctor.
Doctor Who?
Precisely.

*Knock Knock*
“Who’s there?”
“Stan.”
“Stan who?”
“Stan back or I’ll shoot!”

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I’m fine, thank you! Hawaii you?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
Wow, nice yodeling!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch-who?
Bless you!

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel.

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Opportunity.
Ha! I won’t believe. Because, Opportunity knocks only once.

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Boo!
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!

Knock knock
“Who’s there?”
“Doorbell repairman.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
To whom.

Knock,Knock!
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Tank
Tank who?
You’re welcome

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Fornication.
Fornication who?
Fornication like this I usually wear a tuxedo.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Euripides
Euripides who?
Euripides trousers, there’s gonna be trouble.

Who’s there?
Island!
Island who?
Island here and you won’t open up!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Fok
Fok who?
Fok you!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
I am!
I am who?
You mean to say you don’t know who you are?

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Otto!
Otto who?
Otto you were home so I came over!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Im fine, how are you?

Knock-knock
Whos there
Daisy
Daisy who?
Daisy me rollin!!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Myth.
Myth who?
Myth you too.

Knock Knock.
Who’s There?
Colleen.
Colleen Who?
Colleen Up Your Room!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Lena.
Lena who?
Lena little closer and i’ll tell you.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Iva
Iva who?
I’ve a sore hand from knocking!

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