Office Jokes

Office Jokes

Want to make your office colleagues laugh? Try these office jokes and make them laugh out loud.

Office Jokes To Make Your Fellow Workers Laugh

Delivery Time

An employee gets in his boss room and says, “I need to take a day away from work because my wife is pregnant, and we are having a baby.” The boss says”Gracious, alright.” The following day the man comes to work, and his boss says, “Is it a baby boy or a girl?” The employee says, “I don’t know, I’ll let you know after nine months.”

Will Wait For Another 3 Months

A boss hire a new employee and says, “I’ll give you eight bucks an hour beginning today and after three months, I’ll raise it to 10 bucks per hour. So when might you want to begin?”
The employee replies “In 3 months.”

The Telephone

A new and young businessman had quite recently begun his own business.

He bought a wonderful office and had it outfitted with antiques. Staying there, he saw a man come into the external office. Wishing to seem busy, the young businessman got the telephone and began to imagine he had a major ordeal working. He tossed immense figures around and made talks about big deals and commitments.

At last, he hung up and asked the guest, “Would I be able to help you?”

The man said, “Yes sir!. I’m from the telephone exchange, and I’ve come to install the telephone.”

New Office Staff Rules and Regulations

Clothing Regulation:

1) You are encouraged to come to work dressed in relation to your salary.
2) If we see you wearing Prada shoes and conveying a Gucci pack, we will expect you are financially sound and in this manner needn’t bother with a raise.

3) If you dress ineffectively, you have to figure out how to deal with your cash better, so that you may purchase more pleasant garments, and along these lines you needn’t bother with a raise.

4) If you dress simply right, you are correct where you should be and in this way you needn’t bother with a raise.

Personal leave:

We will no more acknowledge a doctor’s letter as evidence of the disorder. On the off chance that you have the capacity to go to the doctor, you have the capacity to come to work.

Paid Personal Days:

Every worker will get 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturdays & Sundays.

Compassionate Leave:

This is no reason for missing work. There is nothing you can accomplish for dead companions, relatives or associates. Each exertion ought to be made to have non-representatives go to the memorial service plans in your place. In uncommon situations where worker association is vital, the memorial service ought to be booked in the late evening. We will be happy to permit you to work through your lunch hour and, therefore, abandon one hour early.

Bathroom Breaks:

Totally an excessive amount of time is being spent in the latrine. There is currently a strict three-moment time confined in the stalls. Toward the end of three minutes, an alert will sound, the bathroom tissue roll will withdraw, the stall entryway will open, and a photo will be taken. After your second offense, your photo will be posted on the organization notice board under the ‘Perpetual Offenders’ class. Anybody found smiling in the photo will be separated under the organization’s psychological wellness strategy.

Meal Break:

* Skinny individuals get 30 minutes for lunch, as they have to eat all the more, with the goal that they can look sound.

* Normal size individuals get 15 minutes for lunch to get an adjusted supper to keep up their normal figure.

* Chubby individuals get 5 minutes for lunch because that is all the time expected to drink a Slim-Fast.

Much obliged to you for your dependability to our organization. We are here to give a positive business experience. In this manner, all inquiries, remarks, concerns, protestations, dissatisfaction, disturbances, aggravations, hints, assertions, allegations, thoughts, shock and information ought to be coordinated somewhere else.

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