Punny Jokes

Punny Jokes

If you’re obsessed with making punny jokes, then you’re at the right place. Pun jokes are our favorite. They’re so punny.

Punny Jokes – Best Pun Jokes

My I-Pod was not syncing. Now i call it titanic and it’s syncing now.

A book fell on my head. I’ve only got my shelf to blame.

I know a fellow who’s addicted to brake liquid. He says he can stop whenever.

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were nippy, yet when they lit a flame in the craft, it sank demonstrating by and by that you can’t have your kayak and warmth it, as well.

You can’t grab a job as an aerial shuttle pilot if your name is Jack. ‘Cause you stroll in, the co-pilot says,”Hi Jack!” and everybody begins shouting.

I was out date with a young lady and we did a reversal to her place, She had a 10-foot light switch. That was an enormous turnoff!

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

While in the lift at the Empire State Building, Dad swings to the administrator and says, “This occupation must have its ups and down, hunh?”

I needed to be a butcher yet I didn’t make the cut.

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I can’t put it down.

Britain has no kidney bank, yet it has a Liverpool.

You may be asking why I’ve got a brain on fishing rod. All things considered, cast your mind back.

I used to be a plastic surgeon. That raised a couple of eyebrows.

Tennis players don’t get married because love means nothing to them.

I saw a child sheep secured in plastic. Lambinated!

Child: “Hey Dad, I’m running to the store — do you need anything?”
Father: “The store is really far, would you say you are certain you would prefer not to drive.

A Roman strolls into a bar and holds up two fingers, and says, ‘Five beer, please!'”

Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy.

I always take a second pair of pants when I play golf. In case I get a hole in one.

There are loads of individuals who are self aware. You know who you are.

I’m fed up with my landlord. He’s always walking about like he owns the place.

I couldn’t work out how to fasten my seat-belt. Then it clicked.

I used to be a banker. But I lost interest.