The best star wars jokes for all the die hard Jedi fans. We love the movie no matter what, but we also love the jokes about star wars.
Star Wars Jokes That’ll Make Your Jedi Friend Giggle
Q: What is General Grievous’s favorite drink?
Q: How warm is the inside of a Taun-Taun?
Q: Why can’t Jedi vacuum in corners?
A: Attachments are forbidden.
Q: How many Jedi does it take to screw in a light-bulb?
A: All of them, they hate the dark side!
Q: What’s the difference between the Republic and a bucket of Bantha poo?
A: The bucket.
Q: What is the difference between an AT-AT and a Storm-trooper on foot?
A: One is an Imperial Walker, the other is a walking Imperial.
Q: What’s Lord Silthar’s favorite internet browser?
A: Mos Ila Firefox
Q: Why can’t Darth Vader strike up a new love life?
A: He’s looking in Alderaan places.
Q: Which side of a wampa has the most hair?
A: The outside!
Q: What cereal do Jedi eat for breakfast?
Q: What’s the similarity between duct tape and the force?
A: They have a light side and a dark side, and they hold the universe together.
Yoda And Obi-Wan
Yoda and Obi-Wan strolled into a bar and purchased a 5 dollar drink.
Yoda, seeing that he just had 4 dollars asked
Obi-Wan, “Do you have a dollar? Somewhat short I am.”
Darth Vader Christmas
Darth Vader: Luke, I know what you’re getting for Christmas.
Darth Vader: I felt your presents.
Obi-wan and Luke are eating at a Chinese restaurant when Obi-wan notices that Luke is experiencing difficulty with his chopsticks. He tries to show yet Luke just can’t get it. Obi-wan surrenders and says “Use the forks, Luke.”
Darth Maul, Qui Gon and Obi-wan Playing Golf
Did you find out about the time when Darth Maul, Qui Gon, and Obi-wan set out for some playing golf? Better believe it, Darth Maul made an opening in one! And afterward he part!
Droids Funny Conversation
Two droids were talking.
One says to the other, “Did you beat the Wookiee at Dejarikk?”
And the other answers, “Yes, but it cost me an arm and a leg.”
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