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Lame Pick Up Lines

It’s a fact that lame pick up lines really works. We did a little survey on twitter and the outcome was amazing. About 80% girls and guys loves lame pick up lines. Why? because it makes them laugh. We don’t guarantee a date but surely you will make someone smile.

Lame Pick Up Lines So Stupid They’re Actually Funny

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Girl you’re like brand, you’re the fire that cleanses my world.

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Wanna come back to my place? I’ll carry you.

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Hey, let’s go make some babies.

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I’d give you a piece of my mind, but I have more of something else.

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You have some nice jewelry. It would look great on my nightstand.

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Hey babe… can you suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose?

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Hi, I make more money than you can spend.

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Did I mention it’s mating season?

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You’re so beautiful I want to put you in my house and make you a baby.

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You got nice breasts, but what color are your nipples? Brown or pink?

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Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?

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Would you like to have morning coffee with me?

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If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.

 

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I think I can die now. Because I’ve just seen a little piece of heaven.

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Congratulations! You’ve just been elected the Most Beautiful Girl in this Room and the first prize is a night with me!

Girls love funny guys so why not throw some lame pick up lines to win her heart.

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