Dumb And Lame Pick Up Lines That Are So Dumb, They’re Actually Funny

Dumb And Lame Pick Up Lines That Are So Dumb, They’re Actually Funny

It’s a fact that lame pick up lines work. We did a little survey on Twitter, and the outcome was fantastic. About 80% girls and guys love lame pick up lines. Why? Because it makes them laugh. We don’t guarantee a date, but surely you will make someone smile.

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Girl you’re like a brand, you’re the fire that cleanses my world.

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Wanna come back to my place? I’ll carry you.

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Hey, let’s make some babies.

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I’d give you a piece of my mind, but I have more of something else.

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You have some lovely jewelry. It would look great on my nightstand.

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Hey babe… can you suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose?

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Hi, I make more money than you can spend.

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Did I mention it’s mating season?

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You’re so beautiful that I want to put you in my house and make you a baby.

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You got beautiful breasts, but what color are your nipples? Brown or pink?

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Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?

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Would you like to have morning coffee with me?

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If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.

 

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I think I can die now because I’ve just seen a little piece of heaven.

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Congratulations! You’ve just been elected the Most Beautiful Girl in this Room, and the first prize is a night with me!

Girls love funny guys so why not throw some of these lame pick up lines to win their heart.

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