Top 12 Funny Pick Up Lines For Medical Students, Doctors And Nurses

Top 12 Funny Pick Up Lines For Medical Students, Doctors And Nurses

Looking for the best medical pick up lines that would work for med students, doctors, and nurses? These pick up lines can be used on girls and guys related to medical field.

I wish I were your coronary artery so that I could wrap around your heart.

Let me stimulate your pudendal nerves.

My adductor isn’t the only thing that’s longus.

Are you a B-agonist? Because you just made my heart beat faster.

You make my heart have premature ventricular contractions.

Are you a pulmonary embolism because I can’t breathe when I’m around you.

You must be the third stage of Syphilis, cause I can’t get you out of my head!

You’re the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won’t save me.

Are you epinephrine? Because baby you make my heart race.

I am a sperm donor. Do you need some?

Trust me; this is how they did Mammograms back in the old days.

Roses are red, and violets are blue. You are a sexy nurse, and I’m Doctor Who!!

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