29 Best Medieval Pick Up Lines That’ll Surely Delight Any History Buff

29 Best Medieval Pick Up Lines That’ll Surely Delight Any History Buff

You won’t believe there are still some girls exist who would love to date a handsome Knight in shiny armor. You’ll wonder why? The first reason is the famous TV series “Game of Thrones” that have more than 25 million viewers. Set in medieval times, the show has large women fan base. There are also lots of other famous movies set in medieval times.  A must read pick up lines about the medieval period or middle ages that can be used in medieval festivals and events or at Medieval Times dinner theater.

When the Divine Being made you, there was nothing that he left undone.

Hey there cute mermaid, is the water cold or are you just happy to see me?

My lady! Would you care to spend a night with a knight?

Princess! My armor is not the only thing that is hard.

Milady, it’s not the size of the wand that matters, but the magic within.

Lay down fair maiden so I may kiss thine whispering eye.

I’m storming your castle with my steed my-lady.

Might I see a little ankle, you slutith?

I seem to have lost my sex slave, can I borrow you for a bit?

I’m going to spank ye with me tallywacker! You hear?

Fair Maiden, you can scale my battlements any day!

My lady! You should be glad I’m not a Viking.

Fair maiden, I would love to wash your undercarriage.

My lady! I would like to see you ride my horse.

When I was put on the rack in the inquisition, my limbs weren’t the only things that got stretched.

Sucketh thou upon my meat rod, thou strumpet!

Your breasts are like clusters of grapes.

Let thy gaze upon your flappy cunt ya lowly wench.

What an excellent set of chalices you have.

Deflower me so hard until I’m a stem.

Hey girl, can I put my jousting sword in your shield?

Might my sword be placed in my lady’s sheath?

“You want to have children?” “Well, I was hoping you could help me with that.”

Yes, I am indeed a wizard. Watch me make your clothes disappear!

Wouldst thou care to partake in a reenactment of the sword and the stone?

Aye fair maiden, would you liketh some fuck?

My lady would love thy like to take a gander at my cock.

I’m going to unlock ye olde chastity belt!

Come on my lady, let’s smash your portcullis.

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