Your fragrance helps me to remember napalm in the morning.
Baby! I’m sorry. Did I spill my camel pack on you?
Gunny says I’m the best humper in the organization. That is the reason he places me in the back.
Is it true that you are in the Air Force? Cause you’re hotter than the motor of an F-22A Raptor.
Keep in mind an Officer and a Gentleman? I’m not one or the other.
Is that radio in the middle of your legs? Since comm is going to go down!
Do you know how to clean a gun?
You’ll just need to give me one push-up warrior if it’s your bra.
Darling, would you say you are an officer? Cause you simply made my privates stand at attention.
Damn young lady, would you say you are a five paragraph order? Since I wanna SMEAC dat.
It is safe to say that you are up for somewhat strategic insertion?
Are you on watch? I wouldn’t see any problems you watching with the strong fine me.
Keep in mind to lube the chamber before you send the bolt home.
Asking for permission to enter friendly lines. Permission granted?
Want to help me set up my condition one weapon?
Uncle Sam isn’t the only one who needs you.
That is not an M60 in my jeans; I’m only upbeat to see you.
Wanna know why I’m called a “drill” sergeant?
Hey, girl! You don’t need a gun to kill someone.
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