35 Money Pick Up Lines That Will Make You Laugh And Then Cry

35 Money Pick Up Lines That Will Make You Laugh And Then Cry

When you’ve money, you don’t need pick up lines. It’s somehow true but these money pick up lines will make things easy for you. You’ll pick up any girl in a matter of time using these great lines.

Could I buy you a drink or do you simply need the cash?

Girls don’t like boys, girls like cars and money.

I have a little penis, yet a big bank balance.

I spent more money last year on spilled gunpowder than your boyfriend made.

If I had a dollar for every time, I saw someone as pretty as you… I’d have a lot of money because you’re average.

Hey ladies, if you’re looking for a guy with no money, no car, and small free time. Then I’m the one for you.

Money is not my concern. ”My concern is just you..”

Do you want some money to phone your mom?

Did I let you know I’m ridiculously wealthy and my mom’s dead?

I have money, I’m not a creep, and I have all my hair. You in?”

Are you a Corvette, because baby I’d pay lots of money to ride that.

I’m not this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.

Hey, baby, you take my money? You can take something else, here’s my number.

My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to talk to the most beautiful girl. Do you want to buy some drinks with their money?

When you have money, you don’t need “pick up lines.”

I’m beautiful, ..how much money you got and what you can do for me.

I have money. But I’d rather steal your heart.

Are you a parking ticket? Because you cost me money and I hate you.

If you were a drug, I’d sell you and take the money.

Money can buy anything you want. But not my heart.

Hey, girl. Are you a Liberal Arts Degree? Because this was a waste of time and I want my money back.

Can I buy you a stripper pole or do you just want the money?

Do you work in stock market cause you know how to raise things?

Hey girl, Having money changes everything!

I make more money than you can spend.

You look like Rihanna, and I want that money.

Trust You !!! I still count my money when it comes out from ATM !!!

I would ask you out to dinner, but I put all my money in the offering plate.

Girls love muscles and money, and I got both.

If we got married and had a bunch of children, we could save some money on our taxes.

I’m going to have sex with you…. For money.

I bet you $20 you’re going to turn me down.

Hey, I think you owe me some money.

Can I marry you so I can live off of your money?

I’m single and got a lot of money.

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