Nerdy Pick Up Lines That Will Go Straight Over Your Head

Nerdy Pick Up Lines That Will Go Straight Over Your Head

Welcome to the Huge collection of Cute nerdy pick up lines You could ever find on the internet. These pick up lines are so nerdy that it will go straight over your head.

Your mouth says, ‘Shields up! But your eyes say, A hull breach is imminent.

You make me want to upgrade my Tivo.

You’re like a dictionary; you add meaning to my life.

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

What’s a girl like you doing in a place like this when there’s a Battlestar Galactica marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.

Your name is insert name here? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!

You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime.

Do you use Internet Explorer? You must like it nice and slow.

I hope you’re an ISO file because I’d like to mount you.

My servers never go down, but I do!

My ‘up-time’ is better than BSD.

Are you an angel, because your texture mapping is divine!

You’ve stolen the ASCII to my heart.

Are you a computer keyboard because you’re my type.

You got me stuck on Caps Lock if you know what I mean.

If you were a web browser, you’d be called a Fire-foxy lady.

How about we do a little peer-to-peer saliva swapping?

Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?

Your beauty rivals the graphics of Call of Duty.

You must be Windows 95 because you’ve got me feeling so unstable.

I was hoping you wouldn’t block my pop-up.

Want to see my Red Hat?

If you don’t let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.

You put the SPARC in my workstation.

You’re so beautiful. I wouldn’t even need to use an Instagram filter if I took your photo.

Isn’t your e-mail address

I’d switch to Emacs for you.

What’s a nice girl like you doing in a chatroom like this?

No, that’s not a Logitech MX-100 in my pants, but thanks for noticing.

Nice Set of Floppies!

I think you could be an integral part of my project life cycle.

If you have an empty slot, I have the card to fill it.

WebMD says your love is contagious.

Hey, how about I take off your cover and insert a bigger CPU.

I’d like to play on your laptop.

Where’s the ‘like’ button for that smile?

You spiked my traffic.

You are the Apple of my i-Mac.

If you were an ISP, I’d dial you all day long.

If you were an eBay auction, I’d totally ‘buy it now’.

Do you have a trojan? Hmm. I think I’ll need to take a look at that backdoor.

Come to my, and I’ll give you sudo access.

I must be using Apple maps because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

I’d get a T3 to watch your streaming video.

I’ll bet my hard drive is the biggest you’ve ever seen.

Your homepage or mine?

Hey Baby, Let me hack your kernel.

No, that’s not an iPod mini in my pocket. I’m just happy to see you.

You auto-complete me.

I didn’t mean to ogle you, but I’d sure like to Google you.

I was wondering if you’d like to go back to My-Space, so I can Twitter with your Yahoo until I Google all over your Facebook?

My ex-girlfriend is the square root of -1. She’s imaginary.

You’re making me feel like I have something in common with these pop-up ads.

What’s the difference between a crush and a Facebook account? [what?]I’m not rapidly developing a Facebook account on you.

I need to hop over to Facebook for a second to change my status to smitten.

What do you say we play a game of “Words With More Than Friends?”

Roses are #ff0000, violets are #0000ff. All my base belongs to you.

I wish I were your calculus homework because then I’d be hard and you’d be doing me on your desk.

Are your pants a compressed file because I’d love to unzip them!

I’m not skinny; I’m ribbed for your her pleasure.

How about we go home, and you handle my exception?

If we were connected on Linkedin, I’d endorse you all night long.

I wish you were Broadband so that I could get high-speed access.

Girl, you are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.

I’d ask if you come here often, but I already stalk you on Foursquare.

Computer techs have skilled fingers if you know what I mean.

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