British people call pick up lines a chat up lines. Those are the cutest British pick up lines ever.
You’re like my tea: Hot and British.
Valentine, I can’t take my eyes off of you.
Are you a British soldier cause I want you to live with me.
Do you want to go up to the cockney street?
Nice neck. May I suck it?
I’m going to take you tube and put it in you underground.
Are you from Sheffield? Because you’re steeling my heart.
You can be the Maoam to my Jack Harries
You’re as amazing as a British YouTuber.
You can dump tea in my harbor anytime.
You are the sun the never sets on the British empire.
Care to take me to your boudoir? We’ll have a ball.
Oi sexy lady, you ever tried British cock?
Ay, girl, you must be a queen cause you ‘haven’t got shit all over yeh.
Would you butter my crumpet?
The dying British soldiers won’t be the only ones screaming in the night.
I vow never to leave you like Britain left the EU.
You make me harder than a question on university challenge.
Hey, baby, I’d like to explore your Wookey hole.
Let’s have high tea & fall in love sometimes. You can be my little biscuit.
Is that a sonic screwdriver in your pocket or would you say you are only cheerful to see me?
You’re hotter than the London Underground during rush hour.
I’d like to Boris your Johnson.
I’m the doctor by the way nice to meet you, Run for your life.
Would you pish my posh?
I want Margaret your Thatcher.
I promise to go down like the pound.
Want to explore my TARDIS? Some say it’s bigger on the inside.
I have a 1937 Riley Lynx 4 seater sports tourer.