Scottish Pick Up Lines Funny And Dirty
Planning your time in Scotland? These Scottish pick up lines will help you get the most and best out of Scotland.
“Oh you’re from America? You got any Scottish in ya? No? …Would you like some?”
Want tae meet the Loch Ness Monster?
Are your parents retarted? Coz your pure special.
Och! Fancy a bit of real authentic Scottish haggis?
I’ll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
Want tae go hafers on a baby?
Your body reminds me of a spanner…. every time I think of it my nuts pure tighten up.
If you’re gonna regret this in the morning, we can sleep until noon.
U sure do got a great tooth”
*Man: ‘Fat Penguin!’ Woman: ‘WHAT?’ Man: ‘I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.’
If you wurr a tree and I was a Squirrel, I’d store mah nuts in yer hole.
Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
Love, you make the Barras look classy.
“Fair nuff, you’ve got a face like a dug lickin pish aff a nettle anyhow”
*I can’t find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
Yer tan makes Irn Bru look pale.