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Political Pick Up Lines To Politically Seduce Someone Special

Are you looking for political pick up lines to seduce someone politically? Find below the best funny political pick up lines you could ever find on the internet. Feel free to share them with your friends and family who loves politics.

Hey baby, wanna grab coffee and talk about your religious and political views?

“Are you tired? Because you’ve been running a budget-conscious platform all day.”

“Are you an ass guy?”

“I see the flat tax wouldn’t apply to you.”

“Did it hurt? When you fell from the graces of our mainstream corporate culture.”

Just because the national debt is going up doesn’t mean i can’t go down…on you.

Did you say hello to Reagan before you fall from heaven.

“If I said you had a beautiful political agenda, would you hold it against me?”

“Do you wanna go stuff the ballot box?”

You’re causing a rise in my polls.

“I’ve got an economic stimulus package right here in my pants…er, uh, pocket.”

“Are you a deficit hawk, or are you just happy to see me?”

Guy:You and I should form a union and go on strike. Girl:A strike against what? Guy:Loneliness.

Are you a Marxist? Because, baby, you are leading the uprising in my lower class.

Baby let me treat you like a united states congressman so I can tell you how to take care of your vagina.

“Hey girl, want this stimulus package?”

You are as precious to me as the political value of a spy satellite.

Are you a Republican? Because i want you to screw me.

Are you a Democrat? Because i want you to care for me when i need it and treat me as an equal.

Damn Girl! You must be a democrat because i am loving your ass.

You’d make a great vice. Get under me.

Let me barack your body.

Oh you voted for Romney? Can I G.O.Pee in your butt?

I’m like the presidential election…I sound like fun, but you’ll get tired of my false promises about what I’ll give you real quick.

My chad won’t be hanging if you let me punch that hole.

How about we play a little Bill and Monica Lewinsky tonight?

Hey girl, can I put you down in my binder full of women?

Girl, you must love Obamacare, because that body is SICK!

Hey sexy, i want u to open yo legs wider than the income gap.

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