Flirting is trying to make somebody interested in you sexually or desire a relationship with you. It is a series of actions designed to draw the attention of the opposing sex (or the sex you’re attracted to, of course). If you and your therapist are the same age and you want to be flirtatious with him/her. Your psychologist may already know what are your feelings cause he studies behavior and mental processes. You need some proper words to start the flirty conversation. Here is some funny psychology pick up lines you should try on your psychologist.
Are you happy to see me, or is that just a defense mechanism?
Hey, Girl! Are you an unconditioned stimulus, cause you make me display the unconditioned response like Pavlov’s dog.
Hey, Girl! You remind me of my mother.
When you fell from heaven, did it leave you with any lasting emotional scars?
Hey, Girl! You put me in an altered state of consciousness.
Baby, you light up my world like my primary visual cortex.
I think your beauty has classically conditioned me.
Hey girl, can I get your number in my Long Term memory?
Let me show you a relaxation technique not used for systematic desensitization.
Damn Baby, you activate my HPA axis.
You make my dopamine levels go all silly.
Hey, Girl! Are you a conditioned stimulus? Cause you’re making me drool.
Are you Broca’s aphasia because you leave me speechless.
Damn Baby! You just made my afferent neurons buzz with excitement.
Roses are red; Violets are blue. If you were a Null Hypothesis, I would fail to reject you.
Has the mere exposure effect kicked in yet, or do I need to walk by again?
Damn girl, are you trying to enhance the capacity of your short-term memory? Cause that ass is chunky!
If you’re an axon, I would be your myelin sheath.
Hey, Girl! I am anxious that you’re at risk for vicarious traumatization. Forget self-care. I’m here to make it all better.
I must have a neurodegenerative disease because I’ve forgotten your number cutie.
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