26 100% Halal Pick Up Lines That’ll Make Every Muslim Laugh Like Mad

26 100% Halal Pick Up Lines That’ll Make Every Muslim Laugh Like Mad

Come on! You’re 13. The only bae you should be talking about is Alif, Bae (ب).

You don’t look the type to wake me up for Fajr.

I told my dad to tell your dad it’s over.

Before you pray, spend a moment to fully understand what it is you are about to do, and Who you are praying to.

Girl: what’re your hobbies?
Boy: Tableegh

I bet you’re not HMC Approved because you’re stunning!

Do you believe in the hereafter? Oh, you do? Then you know what I’m hereafter.

If your heart is with Allah, nobody can break it.

Wind, why you violate hijabs?

Oh so you can laugh at others, but when it’s about you its jihad time?

You remind me of my two favorite Arabic letters: ق ف! (Faa Kaaf)

‘Brothers’ that wear earrings. You might as well wear hijab and complete the look.

Girl you’ve been on my mind lately, and it’s just plain haram.

I know Halal meat does a body good, but wow, how much you been eating?

I must have died a shaheed and gone to heaven because you are my 72 virgins all in one.

I love the way your Abaya flows when you walk.

Your feet made me lower my gaze.

After seeing you, the first thing I said was Mash’Allah. The next was Inshallah!

Would you like to share my prayer mat?

It must be Laylatul Qadr, because that’s the night that angels come down from Heaven.

You can be the queen of my Hurs any day.

Are your feet tired? Because you’ve been performing Tawaaf in my mind all day long?

Do you wanna date? I bought a box full when I went to Madinah.

If you marry one woman, she will fight you, But If you Marry Two women, They will fight for you Think different Add wife & Have Life

Allah created everyone in pairs, so what are you doing, single?

Muslim folks have remarkable Muslim pick up lines and are genuinely decent, doesn’t mean girls who aren’t their religion should date them.

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