23 Mormon Pick Up Lines That Are Funny Because They’re True

23 Mormon Pick Up Lines That Are Funny Because They’re True

In this page we share funny, awkward and cheesy Mormon pick up lines to impress someone special. The followers of Mormonism religions are called Mormons. Their beliefs are somewhat different from Christians. A must see pick up lines for Mormon members.

I can be your scripture hero.

Just like the first book of Nephi, I keep coming back to you.

Even with the Liahona I get lost in your eyes

Hey, Girl! You are more beautiful than temple square in December.

If you were the iron rod, I would hold on to you for all eternity.

I knew I’d feel the spirit at church, but I never thought I’d see an angel.

Hey, Girl! You remind me of the fruit in Lehi’s dream; precious above all others.

Hey, Babe! You’re breaking a commandment. Know why? You’re smoking

Wanna hold the priesthood? (Guy holds his arms out)

Guy: what’s your favorite temple.
Girl: why?
Guy: Because I’m looking at mine.

Hey, Girl! You know why Solomon had so many wives? Because he never found you.

Hey, Girl! Can your bring your feelings for me to church on Tuesday night because I m damn sure it’s mutual?

Hey, Girl! When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you too.

Hey, Girl! Not even the veil could make me forget you.

Are you feeling cold, because I could be your Holy Ghost?

Hey, Girl! Is your name Virtue because you garnish my thoughts unceasingly.

He Girl! I was reading the book of numbers last night, and I realized I don’t have yours

You’re looking for a knight in shining armor. Well I, happen to be wearing the armor of God.

Your church gave a lecture on Mormonism? Please do tell me what I believe.

Are you a gadiaton robber? Because you just stole my heart.

Hey, Girl! I think I recognize your name from my patriarchal blessing.

DO you go to EFY because I m especially for you?

If you don’t marry me, you won’t be able to attain godhood or salvation to the highest degree of a celestial kingdom for that matter.

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