Raunchy And Dirty Pick Up Lines For Girls

Raunchy And Dirty Pick Up Lines For Girls

A list of the best raunchy and dirty pick up lines for girls onlyWe have carefully selected these lines to make sure girls can only use them.

Now I know why they call it a beaver because I’m dying for some wood.

I’m not wearing any socks, and I have panties to match…

“I’m gonna get drunk and make some poor decisions, wanna join me?”

Is my vagina crying or are you just sexy?

I lost my rubber duckie. Would you bathe with me instead?

You look like a hard worker… I have an opening you can fill.

Does your watch have a second hand? I want to know how long it took for me to fall in love with you.

That shirt is very becoming on you. Then again, if I were on you, I’d be coming as well.

I’ve looked for a man with a VCR, and I’ve finally found the perfect one. That’s a Very Cute Rear by the way.

“You have a sweet smile. Can I sit on it?”

Have sex with me, and I promise never to talk to you again!

“Excuse me, did you just ring my doorbell? Cause you can come inside.”

Hi. I’m like a tropical island: hot, wet, and waiting for tourists.

You know what would make your face look better?

(What?)

If I sat on it.

Do you eat lots of Lucky Charms because you look magically delicious?

I feel like wrestling with an Anaconda tonight.

Does Levi’s pay you for wearing those and looking that good?

“Want to give me an Australian kiss? It’s like French kissing, but you’re going down under.”

Is that a banana in your pants because I’m going ape over you.

Bbrrrr! My hands are cold. Can I stick them down your pants to warm them up?

I wish you were my math homework because you’d be hard and I’d be doing you on the desk.

You know what would make your face look better? (What?) My legs wrapped around it.

Are your pants from Germany because it looks like they’re fighting the Battle of the Bulge.

I’m feeling kind of insecure right now. Could I have a hug?

Can I get a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

I lost my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you tonight?

Your lips were made to kiss, and I hate to see a good thing go to waste!

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